Toni and Ryan
Hosted by Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon
About this Show
Need a brain break? Press play on the Toni and Ryan Podcast and worry about life’s BS later. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends.Join us everywhere: linktr.ee/ToniAndRyan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest Episodes
Hide and Reek
One of our most chaotic conversations just got the animation it deserved. What started as toddler bonding quickly became Ryan’s most mortifying parenting memory, all thanks to an ill-timed game of hide-and-seek. TARPers, you’re going to want to turn on video for this special episode.This episode ...
The Dangers Of Bleach
Coffee orders - Normal or Nah - Laundry mishap #2 - love ya!!!!!We hope you liked our special guests today (spoiler alert acting is just pretending shhh)Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The Calendar!! patreon.com/ToniandRyanTell us what you reckon in the episo...
Ryan Has Been Scammed
Fuck marry kill - Opposite of an ick part 2 - How to fix your sleep- love ya!!!!!What's your fuck marry kill answer? Fonts - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DdhooqjTVDg/Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The Calendar!! patreon.com/ToniandRyanTell us what you...
The Real Estate Photographer's Secret
Toni's tech tips - Confessions - Toni's trip to Yarra glen - love ya!!!!!Where's the funniest place you did it...Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The Calendar!! patreon.com/ToniandRyanTell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GR...
Toni's Sexy New Purchase
Kelly Clarkson - Recommendations - Toni's slutty underwear- love ya!!!!!Have you ever ordered something and gotten a surprise? Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The Calendar!! patreon.com/ToniandRyanTell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEB...
Ryan's Trip To The Barber....
Barber small talk - Normal or Nah - Golden Gaytime eating - love ya!!!!!To everyone who thought I couldn't do it, eat your words like I ate that gaytimeDon't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The Calendar!! patreon.com/ToniandRyanTell us what you reckon in the ep...
We're Going To The OSCARS!!!!
Christmas planning - Block coincidences - Opposite of an ick - love ya!!!!!Have you organised christmas yet???Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNdIQCBvWhIDon't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The Calendar!! patreon.com/ToniandRyanTell us what you reckon in...
Can You Get Pregnant From A Rented Wet Suit?
Toni's Tech Tips - Confessions - Places you can get pregnant - love ya!!!!!Do you have a tech tip???Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The Calendar!!patreon.com/ToniandRyanTell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUPWatch and subscribe...
A Warning About The Movie Verity
Verity - 2027 calendar!! - Medical comedy - love ya!!!!!Don't Forget To Join Patreon As a Champion TARPer By Nov 1 to Get The Calendar!! patreon.com/ToniandRyanToni's YLTSI https://www.instagram.com/styledandboxedgiftingTell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUPWa...
We're Buying A Car Wash
Feeling funky - Buying a carwash - Normal or Nah - love ya!!!!!Best hacks to get out of a funk??!! Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUPWatch and subscribe on YOUTUBECheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in the group chat with us!!!Find #ToniAndRya...
Toni Invented A New Google Maps Feature
Scenic rim - What did you sleep through? - Google maps - love ya!!!!!Do you hate turning right as much as Toni??Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUPWatch and subscribe on YOUTUBECheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in the group chat with us!!!Fin...
Hooking Up In The Hospital
Toni's Tech Tips - Confessions - Small screen purchases- love ya!!!!!What's the craziest thing you've bought on a small screen?Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUPWatch and subscribe on YOUTUBECheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in t...
Toni Is Becoming A DJ
Daylight savings - Stacey deepdive - Tour updates - love ya!!!!!Are you cat or dog?Stacey Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkKKTsJZ5kUTell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUPWatch and subscribe on YOUTUBECheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in...
Do You Put Your Sheets In The Freezer? | Funniest Moments OF SEPTEMBER
Fallen behind on TARP and need a fast-track to catch up?!? Here’s the bessssst bits from SEPTEMBER 2026!Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUPWatch and subscribe on YOUTUBECheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in the group chat with us!!!Find #ToniA...
Toni Got Shamed At A Cafe
Movie titles - Normal or Nah - Quirky cafes - love ya!!!!!Tell us what you reckon in the episode thread in our FACEBOOK GROUPWatch and subscribe on YOUTUBECheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and get in the group chat with us!!!Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon O...