The Tim Dillon Show
Hosted by The Tim Dillon Show
About this Show
Tim Dillon is a comedian and tour guide. He’s very excited to give you a tour of the end of the world. Each week from a porch in Los Angeles he shares apocalyptic visions with his friends and berates a local diner.
Latest Episodes
518 - Vivek Ramaswamy, French Riots, & The MAGA Cult
Tim discusses the documentary “NAZA” about IDF operations in Gaza, violent riots spreading across France, Vivek Ramaswamy running a campaign ad alleging his opponent lied about her childhood abuse, the Ukraine War coming to a possible end, and the MAGA cult that still supports Donald Trump. Beco...
517 - Trump’s Bimbos, Live-Streamed Executions, & Crumbl Cookies
Tim discusses the new Press Secretary Katie Zacharia and Ambassador Kimberly Guilfoyle both being forced out of their jobs, Pete Hegseth wanting to livestream an execution, Crumbl Cookies collapsing their business after selling “dirty sodas”, and the official Twitter account of Israel posting a ...
516 - Jane Doe, Russian Plague, & The Black Epstein
Tim discusses the global panic over news of a Russian Plague in Siberia, the Cornell 7 story becoming more complicated as leaked texts and phone calls resurface, Diddy’s life after prison, an attack on a plane full of Israeli passengers, and Donald Trump saying Iran can destroy Los Angeles. Beco...
515 - The Cornell 7, Bari Weiss, & A Botched Execution
Tim discusses the Cornell 7 case and why college is over, death row inmate Christa Pike surviving a lethal injection, and Bari Weiss trying stand up comedy while giving Peter Thiel an award. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio ep...
514 - Netanyahu In New York, Nepo Babies, & “The View”
Tim discusses Benjamin Netanyahu’s address to the UN General Assembly in New York, Sonny Hostin from “The View” explaining why she sold her likeness to an AI company, tech bros having a hard time dating, Nepo Baby culture, and how to nail a job interview. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit....
513 - Ed Sheeran, Sydney Sweeney, & Kash Patel’s Pet Fetish
Tim discusses the Ed Sheeran controversy, Kash Patel making a fool of himself yet again, Mitch McConnell returning to the Senate somehow still alive, the Sydney Sweeney outrage, and AI CEO’s trying to fix their image. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get acce...
512 - 9/11, Netanyahu, & Artificial Annihilation
Tim reminisces on 9/11 and what it did to our country. He also discusses a bombshell article claiming Netanyahu was warned of a major attack before October 7th, George Bush telling Americans we forgot the lessons of 9/11, and an Anthropic employee declaring AI will destroy humanity. Become a Fri...
511 - JD Vance, Drafted To Iran, & The End Times
Tim discusses Rosie O'Donnell singing in a choir with Epstein survivors, a Jerusalem Post article about how young Americans should pay off debt by fighting in Iran, a stabbing in Times Square, and JD Vance telling us that the end times could be right now. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit...
510 - Lindsay Clancy, Darline Graham, & The American Woman
Tim discusses the Lindsay Clancy trial and the support it has drawn from American mothers, a woman who converted to Islam and planned an attack in New York, Russia's increasingly dangerous proximity to war, and Darline Graham blundering a question during a Republican primary. Become a Friend Of ...
509 - Meghan and Harry, Classic Trump, & $40 Trillion In Debt
Tim discusses Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announcing their return to the UK, Trump inviting a lifeguard to the White House to congratulate his heroism, Walmart reporting their weakest sales in years, and the US national debt topping $40 trillion. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/Bec...
508 - Overboard in Iran, Savannah Guthrie, & ICE Electric Gloves
Tim discusses American sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln in Iran jumping overboard, Savannah Guthrie interviewing Chrissy Metz about taking weight loss drugs, ICE using electric gloves, the fallout from Taco Bell’s contaminated lettuce, and men leaving the workforce at record numbers. Become a ...
507 - Perez Hilton, Trump’s Lies, & Data Center Detonation
Tim discusses Perez Hilton’s disturbing Tik Tok livestream, Donald Trump’s continued threats against Iran and how his only way forward is to lie, why social media isn’t fun anymore, and a story about a Georgia family losing their home to an AI data center. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit...
506 - Influencer Poison, Trump’s Lifeguard & The Migrant Summer
Tim discusses how influencers have ruined the dining experience, why privacy is now a luxury, the teenage lifeguard who got invited to the White House by Donald Trump, Miriam Adelson paying tribute to Lindsey Graham, and the migrant crisis currently unfolding in Spain. Become a Friend Of The Sho...
505 - Andrew Tate, A Socialist Makeover, & The Demise Of Red Robin
Tim discusses Andrew Tate and his brother facing new charges of sexual misconduct, Lindsey Graham’s sister taking her brothers seat in the US Senate, the Democratic Socialist Party needing to clean up their image, Red Robin restaurants shutting down, and a model scout for Jeffrey Epstein being f...
504 - Lindsey Graham, Invading Iran & The Summer of Sh*t
Tim discusses the mysterious and sudden passing of Senator Lindsey Graham, Donald Trump’s speech complaining about voting fraud, an impending US invasion of Iran, JD Vance going on Joe Rogan’s podcast to discuss Epstein, and America being infected at every corner with literal sh*t. Become a Frie...